Pimp Quotes From The Masters

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Welcome to the Pimp Quotes Archive! Words from the great playas and pimps of our lifetime! Enjoy these pimpin’ words of wisdom!

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What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That’s right don’t be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.Leon Phelps "The Ladies Man"
Lemme tell you somethin’, this pimpin that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp, my great great GREAT granddaddy was a pimp. I’m talkin’ bout pimpin’ since been pimpin’ since been pimpin’!Baby Powder, "How High"

Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this – They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, “Class… or sex? What shall I do?” Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?

Ritchie Koolboy: What?

Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, “What’s up yo?” she be like, “You don’t know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa” cuz I don’t yo.

"Can't Hardly Wait"
Now, she should be good-looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain… morally casual attitude.Boon "Animal House"
How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can’t remember where we met. I’ll ask her what she looks like and then I’ll ask her if we f****’d. How about that? Would that be money?Mike "Swingers"
if you’re on the dance floor and you look to your left and your right and there’s not a woman in sight…you’re NOT pimpin’Money Mike "Ludacris: Red Light District Album"
I wish I could come out and play with you tonight, but I’m a little busy… with your girl on my lap.Kid "House Party"
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.Van Wilder "Van Wilder" Movie
Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.E.L. "Road Trip"
pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they told, and a square does what he canPayroll "American Pimp: Raw Outtakes and the Hard Truth"
I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. Joel Rosenberg
Thats what I like about high school girls…I keep gettin older and they just stay the same age…"Dazed and Confused"
ya’ll don’t know nothin about the pimp gameOl' Dirty Bastard "Nigga Please" Album
What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of f**ckin’ a-holes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f**ckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way!Tony Montana "Scarface"
There are times for falling apart, and there are times for getting’ funky. This is one of them funky times. So what’s it gonna be? You ready to play some funky music, white boy?Undercover Brother "Undercover Brother"
A real pimp can pimp with his hands in his pocketBradley "American Pimp: Raw Outtakes and the Hard Truth"
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don’t want it if it’s that easy.Tupac "I Get Around, Greatest Hits Album"

{Kenny’s homeboys see him display his ‘love kit’}

Ritchie Koolboy: Aw damn, man. Our boy’s a fag, yo.

DJ Sammy: Yo, who’s a fag?

Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y’all. That is a “Fragrance of Love” scented candle, *****. Damn!

"Can't Hardly Wait"

Rudy: Let’s have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!

Gary: Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!

"Bachelor Party"
Man that’s the biggest mistake a pimp could make: marryin’ one of his hos.Alabaster Jones "King of the Hill"
I pity the fool who goes out tryin’ a’ take over da world, than runs home cryin’ to his momma!B.A. Baracus (Mr. T) "The A-Team"

Girl: Do you smoke after sex?

Austin: I don’t know, baby, I never looked.

"Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"
I believe that was God – the greatest mack of all.Huggy Bear "Starsky and Hutch"
As nasty as you want to be, papi.Hooker "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

Ladies, my Mercedes

Hold fo’ in the back, two if it’s fat

Keep a gat, for cats that try to test me

Notorious B.I.G. "Nasty Boy, Life After Death Album"
You da man, man, all my friends, they got big cajones, and you, you got big cajones.Ricardo "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails… whores bath? Personally before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how’s your father!"Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery"
Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.Stifler "American Pie"
Amateur, why won’t you look right at the calender
A matter of time before I start to damage yaBusta Rhymes "So Hardcore, When Disaster Strikes Album"
I went along with that thing of yours about getting out cause I had nothing else. When I get out what am I gunna do? I don’t know nothing else but dope, baby. Takin’ it, sellin’ it, bankrollin’ some other small time pusher. Ya know, you’ve got this fantasy in your head about gettin outta the life and setting that other world on its ear. What the F***CK are you gunna do except hustle? Besides pimpin’? And you really ain’t got the stomach for that. Now man I ain’t puttin you down. If it wasn’t for you I probably wouldn’t be here, I’d be O.D’ed some place. I’m just trying to make it real, baby like it is. I mean, maybe this is what you’re supposed to do, maybe this is what you’re growing to. Just think about it, don’t throw it out, just, just think about it.Eddie "Superfly"
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a barber was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style coach. Pimp. Just general all-around hustler. But the problem with y’all cats today, is that you got no skill. No sense of history. And then, with a straight face, got the nerve to want to be somebody. Want somebody to respect you. But it takes respect to get respect. Understand? See, I’m old. But, Lord willing, I’d be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for flushed down the drain by someone who don’t know no better or care.Eddie "The Barber Shop"
You’re either in or you’re out.Danny "Oceans Eleven"
[Girl lands in James Bond’s arms while water-skiing into a bar]

Girl: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.

James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James."James Bond: Never Say Never Again"

I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!O'Neill "Bachelor Party"
Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you’d like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it.Leon Phelps "The Ladies Man"
If Sherman has sex before I do, I’m gonna be really pissed.Kevin "American Pie"
Deuce, You the best he-b***tch in my man stable, if i had two more manginas like you, I’d be a millionaire.T.J. "Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigalo"
You know that Julie girl? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, “No, I’ve got my own ride, but maybe I’ll see you there.” Sounds stupid, doesn’t it? It works.Dawson "Dazed and Confused"
I’ll tell you something. If YOU’RE as good in bed as YOU are on the dance floor, then you’re one lousy f**ck.Tony "Saturday Night Fever"
Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company. "James Bond: The Spy Who Loved Me"
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I’m free the next morningTommy Devito "Goodfellas"
You don’t understand the way it is, I mean for somebody like me. Last month I’m eating Jujubes to keep alive, and this month women are stuffing diamonds in my pocket, I’m bouncing on shit and quick as that {snap} I could be down there again.Johnny "Dirty Dancing" (!?!?)
Dr. No: That’s a Dom Perignon ’55, it would be a pity to break it

James Bond: I prefer the ’53 myself…

"James Bond: Dr. No"

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