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Pimp Quotes
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” Thats what I like about high school girls…I keep gettin older and they just stay the same age… ”

“Dazed & Confused”

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“pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they told, and a square does what he can” Payroll “American Pimp: Raw Outtakes and the Hard Truth”

“ya’ll don’t know nothin about the pimp game”
Ol’ Dirty Bastard “Nigga Please” Album

“I believe that was God – the greatest mack of all.”
Huggy Bear “Starsky and Hutch”

The Edge Monthly

  • Notes on the Game Case studies for pimpology
  • Pimp Awards Those we deem so pimpin’
  • Pimp vs. Pimp Comic A green pimp and a purple pimp duke it out fightin’ fo pooty-tang
  • PimpGuide Event Info
  • PimpGuide New York City guestlists, premier events, bachelor & bachelorette parties, NYC discounts
  • Rising Talent Stay on top of up and coming bands, musicians, artists, models, and anyone else we say is cool
  • Pimp News Info on the game that has occurred in the last month
  • Pimp Girls What have these hunnies been upto? Get the scoop on the hotties in and around New York City!
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